the reasoning behind it all

So, a friend of mine started blogging... sounds like a good reason to join the wave of people doing it, yes?
Not really, not for me.
But there was something that she blogged that made me laugh, a list of 20 things you could do WITHOUT a million dollars.
It was entirely upbeat and optimistic, full of positivity and brimming with warm, mushy feelings..
bleah!
My life is hectic, my humour is black, and my head was instantaneously filled with possibilities for a million and one "other" lists of 20 things that better suited my world.
So that's what this is. An irreverent listing of random thoughts couched in lists of 20 things.
Sadly I have a chronically short attention span, so please don't expect to see complete lists. But as life inspires it, I shall try and inject a little humour and perhaps lighten someone's day.
Feel free to join in, if it makes me laugh I will plagiarise with absolutely no guilt